8.07.2004

THE WHITE WHISKER

MattL: Is that a white whisker coming out of her chin? [refering to our asian waitress]
Me: I know, I noticed it too.
MattL: Why doesnt she just clip it off.
Me: Asians are such poor people.
Sam: No they are not, they own all the convienient stores!
Me: Yeah, but who owns the corporations.
MattL: Whitey.

A few minutes later...

Waitress: Can I get you anything else?
Sam: Come here, you have a little something on your chin.

[The Matts gasp in horror, as Sam reaches up to the lady with his napkin]