9.23.2004

I LOVE BUSH, HE'S SO SMART

Someone needs to buy Bush a copy of "How-To-Answer-Questions for Dummies"

Q: Mr. President, What did you have for breakfast today?

A: Well, Luckily, I um... You see, we are all lucky to have the privilege to... have a safe and secure home. ah. homeland to have the luxury... You see, 9/11 changed everything. It brought terror into our homes, see. I believe.... um, breakfast is possible because of 9/11 and... yeah, next question.