9.09.2004

VANITY

Don't you hate it when you have a crush on your very hot foreign neighbor who winks at you when passing him in the stairways and then one day as you are parking on your street, you look up to see your neighbor on his patio having his picture taken by a photographer who passes the digital camera after each shot so that your neighbor can have final approval on which frames get saved and which ones need to be erased immediately.

There's nothing more disarmingly charming than a guy who doesn't recognize his own good looks. Anyway #102's cuteness factor just dropped a point...

That leaves him with a score of 8.5 at the DAMN HE'S CUTE level.